Take THAT, cheap cables. You got served
But not in a Jarvis Cocker at the Brits way
Plug it in, download, watch it go
Another ageing but still used Microsoft product put out to pasture
Like an indecisive frog: Reddit, not Reddit, Reddit
Another flawed attempt to be more user friendly
Oh hurry up I/O ... we're BORED
Have no sphere, it's easy to learn C
Bash! And the lack of Linux is gone!
And Steve 'Woz' Wozniak gets sent to Mars
Enough passing references. Let's talk Remix
We round up the top 10 stories from the past seven days
Seriously, Snoop. The rest is details
It's a win for incessant nagging
Zhuangongban. Not just the sound effect of firing a catapult at a fridge
Eventual decision could affect the whole premise of open source
It's less an app, more an inoculation
Pure Douglas Adams from Redmond
But it was probably John McAfee
The most impressive historical failures in electronic entertainment
Your weekly guide to the inner workings of the Googletron
Firm reveals launch partners ahead of a rollout in the 'coming months'
What do you do with a loss-making company that's too big to fail?
Technology's answer to The Hooded Claw does it again
Worst. Survey. Ever.
Edge of the seat job
And a slice of New York Cheesecake
Broadcaster creates an (Oculus) rift between its rivals
Appley ever after? Stream on.
Balls, driving, kicking and punching all aimed at your face
Scotland's MaidSafe wants you to develop new apps for them
You've got to be kitten me
Will probably turn it into a parking lot, or something
But don't delete Firefox just yet
But we must be close this time, surely
Becomes latest chipmaker to throw hat into the virtual reality ring
Not just a blockhead now
The angry rant master has gone all Zen on us
The last scintilla of trust just rode out of town
Oh, and something about Android N
Compulsory upgrade nag comes with your security fixes
Includes a speedometer so you can see the revenue loss
Another sci-fi dream bites the dust
Reporter overuses the word 'eclipse'