But not racist, sexist Holocaust deniers
Chatbot seems to be working at 100 percent teen efficiency
We put Microsoft's first proper laptop through its paces on camera
Zhuangongban. Not just the sound effect of firing a catapult at a fridge
It's less an app, more an inoculation
Eight years after its $45bn bid for the internet company was rejected
Pure Douglas Adams from Redmond
In retrospect the dancing girls were a very bad idea
Technology's answer to The Hooded Claw does it again
Edge of the seat job
Docker containers get more flexible storage options with Azure File Storage
Four months later than Microsoft had originally planned
Says it's 'happy to have the conversation'
But we must be close this time, surely
Someone done made a mistake at the Redmond end
Not just a blockhead now
Says reports were based on 'incorrect' information
We round up the top 10 stories from the past seven days
Has Microsoft come up with the 'ultimate' 2-in-1 laptop solution?
The angry rant master has gone all Zen on us
But, naturally, there's a catch
The last scintilla of trust just rode out of town
But OS is agnostic of any specific Linux distribution
Compulsory upgrade nag comes with your security fixes
Another sci-fi dream bites the dust
This is his third crack at the communal chat
Reporter overuses the word 'eclipse'
But, let's face it, probably not
Situation at Microsoft Studios is far from black and white
'This ain't over!' screams Justice Department. Probably
Firm wants to take advantage of twice-cooked chips
Surface Pro 3, Surface Pro 4 and Surface Book borked by latest beta
The top 10 stories from the past seven days
Tim Sweeney does not want all the game eggs in the Redmond basket
Analysts expect Microsoft's operating system to see an 18.5 percent decline in 2016
You're a bit young, you're a bit vulnerable, calm down
But is Microsoft taking its Universal Windows Platform ideal just a little too far?
Firm continues piecemeal rollout of Windows 10 for smartphones
But it's not as straightforward as you think
Updates aimed at thos who want to play PS4 on Macs and old games on next-gen Xbox hardware
Pi - in your FACE!