Easy scores well in post-pizza bodyload ratings

Well, the INQ doesn't just report news, it lives it. And so this reporter decided to give easyPizza a shot - besides, at only £4.00 a pizza, what was there to lose? Other than that old thing we call "appetite," of course.

So, after perusing the menu, I decided I was going to order an "El Stel," the ham, pork and onion pizza named after Stelios himself. Hey, if I'm going to order from easyPizza, I should go the whole hog.

I navigated my way through the ordering process and booked myself a pizza for 2.30pm - same day delivery - which came to £6 altogether, including delivery.

Surely enough, at 2.30pm there was a knock at the door, and it was one of Stelios' hired goons, looking frighteningly like Stelios himself. I got my pizza, which came in a fetching and unsurprising orange box, and head upstairs to make myself fat by the PC, as all good Webnaughts do.

I began The Munchening. Pretty bog standard pizza, really, but cheap and cheerful, and definitely a few steps up from a microwaved dealy. I chomped the whole thing down in a frenzied hunger and felt that familiar post-pizza bodyload that pizza afficianados will be all too aware of. It wasn't too bad, and it certainly was easy.

I'd give it three Greek entrepreneurs out of five. ?