Easy scores well in post-pizza bodyload ratings

AS YOU MAY HAVE READ on the INQ recently, Stelios has started what we are calling the Stelios Diet with easyGroup's latest venture, easyPizza.

Well, the INQ doesn't just report news, it lives it. And so this reporter decided to give easyPizza a shot - besides, at only £4.00 a pizza, what was there to lose? Other than that old thing we call "appetite," of course.

So, after perusing the menu, I decided I was going to order an "El Stel," the ham, pork and onion pizza named after Stelios himself. Hey, if I'm going to order from easyPizza, I should go the whole hog.

I navigated my way through the ordering process and booked myself a pizza for 2.30pm - same day delivery - which came to £6 altogether, including delivery.

Surely enough, at 2.30pm there was a knock at the door, and it was one of Stelios' hired goons, looking frighteningly like Stelios himself. I got my pizza, which came in a fetching and unsurprising orange box, and head upstairs to make myself fat by the PC, as all good Webnaughts do.

I began The Munchening. Pretty bog standard pizza, really, but cheap and cheerful, and definitely a few steps up from a microwaved dealy. I chomped the whole thing down in a frenzied hunger and felt that familiar post-pizza bodyload that pizza afficianados will be all too aware of. It wasn't too bad, and it certainly was easy.

I'd give it three Greek entrepreneurs out of five. ?