A LITTLE TOO late for Christmas, but surely a dream present for any self-respecting sci-fi geek - or just someone wants to annoy the other people in the office is the remote controlled Millenium Falcon.

Few things are better than a nicely detailed Falcon, except of course, one that flies and can be used to terrorise cats and the neighbourhood dog, under the illusion of trying to help the princess escape from the Empire.

Don't worry though, the cat is safe, as long as it stays out of tiny Han's way. The remote control Falcon is 11 inches long and eight inches wide and is designed for flying indoors, presumably in large rooms with no low flying lamps, tall pot plats, Slave Ones or giant space worms.

It gets around through the use of a large fan that replaces the main body of the Falcon and looks like it could do damage to Jedward's haircuts with one fell swoop. Making it even more desirable.

It is likely to cost $50 when it is released in the US, so in the UK its probably going to cost £99 and only be available in one shop. Its batteries, which are rechargeable allow for five minutes of flying time.

What a piece of junk! And we mean that in the nicest way possible of course. µ