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3. Leather touchscreen gloves
Sure you can pick up touchscreen gloves in Primark for 50p, but you've got to remember you're shopping for somebody with expensive taste.
Luckily, Mujjo have come to the rescue, and have designed leather (yes, leather!) gloves that can be worn while operating an Iphone's touchscreen.
According to Mujjo, the gloves work seamlessly alongside a touchscreen thanks to revolutionary nanotechnology which has been used to mimic the touch of human skin. Don't worry, these gloves haven't been crafted from human skin, they've been made from the finest Ethiopian lambskin, which is apparently resistant against dust, wind and water.
2. 8-bitty wireless gaming controller
The 8-bitty wireless gaming controller nearly took the number one spot on our list, thanks to its dirt-cheap £30 price-tag and heavy dose of the cute-factor.
Great for that friend who's obsessed with gaming on their Idevice, the 8-bitty wireless gaming controller brings retro gaming smarts to the Iphone and Ipad. As well as being ridiculously cute, it comes with an open interface system, meaning that it's compatible with hundreds of arcade games and emulators, and is easily adapted for future releases.
In terms of buttons, the 8-bitty controller features a full 8-button control including 4 face-buttons, select, start, and two shoulder-buttons and a D-Pad for directional movement, making this a great gift for those secretly stuck in the past.
1. Steve Jobs action figure
Yes, we're aware it's a bit creepy, but is there really a better gift for an Apple fanboi than a doll of the mastermind behind the whole company? (Short answer: no.)
If you're one of the few that agree with us, the Steve Jobs action figure is available to buy for just £19.19. µ
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