OCTOGENARIAN CYBER FREAK Pope Benedict XVI has embraced Twitter and kicked off the papal party with the words, "I just launched."
The Pope, who was launching a new Vatican web site, performed this act on an Ipad by extending a holy finger and pressing a screen while an assortment of eager hands waited around in case he wanted them to do it for him.
When Pope Benedict XVI pressed that Ipad screen though, he was putting the Vatican deeper onto the internet.
"Dear Friends, I just launched," his holiness said, "Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus XVI".
What he launched was the Vatican's news web site, which was where we learned that Vatican City has at least one Ipad. µ
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