Mythical white Iphone 4 will sparkle for fanbois in April

THE FABLED WHITE Iphone 4, which the whole world had given up on, is slated to appear in April.

This is according to Concord Securities analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, speaking to Apple Insider. He said it was a full-lamination problem that made a white version of the smartphone difficult for Apple to make, but nearly a year after the original debut of the Iphone 4 the problem is supposed to have been solved.

The clue to this was the fact the Ipad 2 was seen in both white and black colours, with Steve Jobs emphasising that they will both ship on tomorrow's 11 March launch date. There was laughter from the audience, indicating that even Apple finds humour in the situation.

It's a bit of a mystery as to why Apple had so many problems about releasing the Iphone 4 in white, because, as is the company's way, it won't give answers why. Suggestions have included heat discolouration and problems with the white colouring agent causing Iphones to become defective.

The lack of a white Iphone 4 hasn't really caused a dent in sales, because even Apple fanbois realise that the smartphone's colour hasn't really got much to do with anything, especially as you need to use a case to make a proper phone call anyway. µ