LAPTOP MAKER Asus' PR blurb for its N Series notebooks came with several photos that seem to suggest a rather painful love affair. An affair that did not fare well for the poor lady in the laptop. µ
Photo 1. Asus lady appears on lonely notebook, "Why does no one want me?"

Photo 2. Lonely notebook meets boy, "Hmmm, he seems nice. I hope he likes my audio"

Photo 3. Lonely notebook no more, "things are moving fast"

Photo 4. The next morning, "I'm expecting netbooks"

Photo 5. Laptop lonely once more

I should really turn the vondashrek posts into an RNG. Some of the stuff he says really can't be expected or predicted.
Oh,My Lappee' Light, Thin & Orphaned to Clutter of Home desk. Cost More than REAL DeskTop.
Well, Nothing Like Cool Appearence. Heres Real Cool Note from Euopean Space Agency Southern Div. St. Andrews, in Scotlands Edinburough, Say Best Surprise since Pinochio Became Real, file under Intresting.
many planets orbiting the star, its movement becomes a very complex "superposition" of several different planet-induced movements picked up clear signals from five planets, along with two slightly "fuzzier" signals. One of these possible sixth and seventh planets was estimated to be just 1.4 times the mass of the Earth gathering the information that will put our own existence into cosmic context at least five "Neptune-like planets" lying within a distance equivalent to the orbit of Mars, making it more populated than our own Solar System in its inner region. And all the planets seem to have almost circular orbits.
Drawbacks are earth sized plant spins around 10180P (P for Pinochio), every 1.2 days, way close. Planets that might be special intrest are too small & Ice ?rocks. Whether Desker or LapTop ALL Same Story.
Second story on New 3DTV without glasses goes unconfirmed from alledged mfg. Uses angle of light from LCd, however, LCD is flat sheet NOT Ray Driven, so Gooden Lucken, What People will BUY. Imaginary 3D. or yesterdays 2.5D for Christmas, Great For Stupid Relatives.
Only 128 Light Years Away, In Standard Time.
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