Why isn't New Year's Eve always on a Friday? - Adamson Rust
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Jobs reveals an IOS4 update
AND IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK of Jobs that the people of Steve were perplexed at IOS4 for it did not do what was written on the packet for the users of the less than holy Iphone 3G.
They did moan and vex that IOS4 was a pile of dog poo, "dog slow", and not worthy of the Apple label. And so Steve did go up the mountain to tell God what he must do next and lo he did come back down the mountain having transformed heaven and earth with a more perfect IOS4.
And Jobs did send forth a message unto his unworthy disciples via his holy Iphone and did spake and say, "Software update coming soon. Sent from my iPhone"
And the Apple fanbois rejoiced that he had heard their complaints and would soon render unto them a software update to bind up the Iphone 3G's imperfections under IOS 4.
But there were unbelievers in their midst who did say that Jobs was a little short on details and did care not for the Iphone 3G.
For did not Jobs give unto believers the broken Iphone 4 with the holy rubber band of workage? And did not the Iphone 4 run okayish with IOS4?
But the faithful did spake and said that the IOS 4.1 betas seemed to be improving performance on the Iphone 3G, so all was well in the Walled Garden of Delights and the people did feast on the lattes of joy and listen unto the Coldplay of doom even unto the ends of the earth. µ
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I got my iphone 4 free
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I have to say people are less inclined to buy my 3G with this 4.02 update but with 4.1 I can finally sell this thing and find myself enjoying the wonders of a more open smartphone operating system.
Might have changed my mind if Apple had been a little more open about their flaws and potential fixes but it seems loyalty to the consumer is considered less important to Apple when you could just buy the newest phone.
Thou, Nick Farrell, art an heretick. For thine iniquity of blasphemy I call down evil upon thine own head. Thine tongue shall cleave to thine mouth and thine fingers from thine hands shall depart hence. Cursed art thou Nick Farrell, thine penis shall becometh but a mere maggot and thine stones shall shrinketh exceedingly.
And finally, the most wicked and grevious of maledictions is thine, may the Steve, the Ball of Mer haunt thine every waking hour, for ever and and ever. Praise ye Jobs, Praise ye shiny iCons and iThings. Praise ye the Cup of Tino.
I was interested in what you had to say... until you tried to be funny. I don't understand why you chose to write that way. The topic is worth discussing and I wanted to hear what you had to say... not interested in reading this crap though.
Thank you for making my day. The article is so much like the Apple rhetoric in that it is pretty to read/hear, offers no specifics and makes the "fanbois" giddy with words from the holy man.
Should the headline not sayeth:
"IOS4 update tips up"
Lo, the upping of tip hath been forsaken in this article.
nuff said.
If this is religion then count me as an Atheist!
he has spoken with mighty words.
Our messiah indeed.
Thou forgetteth the third tablet that did breaketh upon the descent from heights; the burneth bush didst explode, but verily shall it be replaced.
Truly the IOS developers work in mysterious ways.
Where do I donate? is there a holy URL for that?
I sure hope it does not require flash...
PS
Do you suppose jobs will end up being the reason his chosen children will leave paradise?
I'd love to have an update that fixed the multiple issues with my phone, such as it freezing, and bad FM radio reception!!
Also my ear cutting out calls etc etc etc
Amen!