THE TRUE and holy Apple religion is certain to report a big increase in sales next year.
While the tame Apple press and fanboys will be trying to convince the world that Jobs' Mob is taking over, in fact it will be nothing more than an accounting sleight of hand.
It is likely that sales of Apple gadgets will increase a little bit, but it will be fairly pointless trying to say things like "they did a lot better than last year".
According to the AP, that is because regulators have approved a change to the way certain IT companies report sales and profits to investors. These rules caused a headache for outfits like Apple that flogged a product that was a mix of hardware and software.
Until now Apple had to spread revenue from the sale of an Iphone over the two years that it considered the gadget's useful life. This was mostly because Jobs Mob agreed to provide software updates after the sale.
Now the Financial Accounting Standards Board's latest changes mean that Apple can "unbundle" Iphone hardware from its software and report the hardware sales when they occur.
In the long term this is a good thing because it allows investors to see how Apple did in any given period.
However in the short term it will lead to some strange accounting effects. Last quarter Apple said that if it were allowed to account for Iphone sales all at once, its sales would have been 17 percent higher and its profit would have been boosted by 58 percent.
So what will happen is that the next returns will show a huge boost in sales and profits without Apple having done anything other than change the way its beancounters do their sums.
It is not clear when Apple will bring in the new changes. It has to do so by the middle of next year, but can bring them in straight away.
But if you see a press release saying that Iphone sales have gone up by about 20 percent on last year and profits by 60 percent you will know why. µ
"But if you see a press release saying that Iphone sales have gone up by about 20 percent on last year and profits by 60 percent you will know why"
Because you say so?
You didn't read the article did you?
I don't comment on something i haven't read
Jesus H. Christ.
Write about something ELSE for a change, you moron. Every sinlge f'ing article about Apple is written by this douche nozzle, and every one of his articles are not even fit to line a litter box.
NICK FARRELL NEEDS TO BE FIRED ASAP
For years Nick Farrell has been on an anti-Apple crusade. C'mon Mr. Farrell, go back and read what you were writing 3 years years ago: 'little interest in Mac OS' - after which the Mac OS market share has grown from less than 5% to nearly 10%. You are suffering from a pathology that is much worse than that of the Apple "fanboys". Year over year - you've been wrong - it is that simple.
Why don't you get empirical about your job - Apple has provided something a lot of people like. No - it isn't about to take over the world, as the "fanboys" claim, but its working. Why don't you sit down dispassionately and figure out why. If you do that, your stuff will improve and you'll no longer be churning out predictably wrong vitriol.