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Apple blames users for exploding devices

Can't be the gadgets
Monday, 31 August 2009, 10:32

APPLE HAS COME OUT with a novel excuse for why its Ipods and Iphones have a nasty habit of cracking or exploding. Apparently it is all the users' fault.

According to its latest statement about its cracking and exploding Ithings fiasco, Apple has said its devices blessed by holy Steve Jobs are perfect.

Whatever has gone wrong with them had nothing to do with cheesy batteries, cheap components or the fact that they are made in Chinese sweatshops.

Apple said it has "seen no evidence" that overheating batteries had caused screens on some of its Iphones to explode. Of course you can't see much if you have your eyes wide shut in religious faith that your product is perfect.

Apple blamed the sudden rash of exploding gear on an "external force".

This mysterious force is not God, or a rival religion, nor does it require any metaphysics to understand. An "external force" is just Apple's term for the black shirted people who believe that everything that Apple makes is wonderful. It is what other companies call their 'customers'.

According to Apple these external forces have been dropping their Iphones and this is what has been causing all the problems seen in France.

Apparently some external forces had been using their Iphones in a dangerous manner before they exploded.

Unfortunately that does not tally with some French explanations where people had not dropped their Iphones and had been using them normally.

Perhaps Apple thinks that people are supposed to frame their beautfully designed phones and those who actually make calls or listen to music while out and about are using them in a "dangerious manner".

Apple's commercial director in France, Michel Coulomb, met with the country's consumer affairs minister Herve Novelli on Friday to explain his outfit's views on external forces.

Afterwards Novelli confirmed that Apple blamed its customers.

However he said that it was too soon to apportion blame or say whether the users themselves had been responsible for the damage. He said that Apple management told him that the Iphones weren't damaged by a battery defect leading to an explosion, but that there had been a prior shock that cracked the screens.

One kind of gets the feeling that Apple has the attitude that its customers who have Iphones or Ipods that crack or explode must be somehow unworthy. µ

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Selection?

The devices are passing judgement on whether their owners are keeping the faith. Somewhere down the line it will be linked to connecting the device to a Windows based computer to use itunes and therefore they are not pure. These people must be punished.
Either that or the fruity toy manufacturer QC department has been "streamlined" to help Apple in this difficult economic time.

posted by : RattyocasteR, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
faiths

So, you feel strongly about this, then? Have you heard of his new thing called, emotional journalism?

posted by : Joe Wrigg, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
I, The Unworthy

My iPhone recently exploded. I did other than open the box and fawn over its Holiness; I dared use it! I feel so ashamed.

I am therefore, The Unworthy and accept, fully, my punishment from my Master and Prime Holiness, Steve Jobs.

I will look pious, kneel on the floor and look down until I hear from Him.

Amen

posted by : Mike, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Heat is anouther issue

I ust agree this is the tone that you get with any portable apple divice if somtghing goes wrong apple puts you through hell to fix it, i have a 3GS and when useing it with tom-tom it got so
hot as to burn my and enter thermal shutdown apples explanation 1)Its a phones and generaly phones shuldent be used for more than 20-30 mins in a row 2)you have probably installed an app from the app store that is causing an issue . .

But all that asside i did not get them to admit that the hardwhere is to balme and take it back so in my opinion they have a very "are divice is perfect view on things"

posted by : Shabe Francis, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
External force

I took the explanation that screens had cracked due to "external forces" to mean they had been hit with a hammer by lawsuit trolls.

posted by : FilthySurgeon, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Exploding?

I think if these where 'exploding' it might get a slightly higher profile. Typical media hype.

Could it be the battery has expanded as they often do at the end of life or in fail condition, and Apple has not allowed any room for expansion and it therefore cracks the screen.

In any case if more than 1 person gets the same problem after using normally it is clearly not fit for purpose, and the defect was present at the time of sale. Customers have 6 years to claim compensation.

posted by : Tony, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
PC technician

After the McBook, the Iphone. The problem is Foxconn and always been. Apple should open it's eyes, and stop doing business with a Cie that has such a bad reputation with it's practices. They should ask questions to Foxconn...serious ones.

Again, maybe Foxconn will put the blame on their employees. They usually do...Wait, maybe that's why Apple do business with them.

posted by : andre tremblay, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
British sweatshops

you're just jealous that british sweatshops aren't making the exploding iphones...sorry...I forgot...british sweatshops are in china

posted by : Arly, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Fruity devices are evil

Methinks its time for a few crucifixions starting with St. Eve of Jobs. Maybe let loose a few lions in Cupertino.

Are you sure St. Eve really isn't Beelzebub?

posted by : Rich Wargo, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
The Great

Apple is not the only company that blames its customers for broken phones. The people who make the Palm Centro do the same thing. They have a problem with touchscreens that fail and refuse to back them telling customers that "you must have dropped it or pressed too hard on the screen".

posted by : Elmo, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
blame game

Who else can Apple blame !?!, its always the customer who gets the raw deal.

posted by : Loknath, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Huh?

Someone drops their phone and the screen breaks. You blame Apple for blaming the customer.

Someone drops a hot cup of coffee on their lap and burns themselves. They blame "the scottish restaurant" and everyone vilifies them for blaming their stupidity on someone else.

What's the difference in these cases? Nothing, except Apple's success which is breeding contempt.

posted by : Maury, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
As Dan Akroyd would say...

Maury, you ignorant... well you can finish that yourself.

The case at McDonalds re the woman who spilled coffee in her lap was served a beverage that _significantly_ hotter than it should have been, and resulted in 3rd degree burns on her groin and stomach.

So, if you still think she didn't deserve the settlement _please_ pour some scalding coffee in your own lap. Think of it as doing all of us a favor.

Jerk.

posted by : neewum, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Huh?

Maury, it's not people who are dropping the phone that are having the problem. It's people who are using the phone.

posted by : Steve, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Help!

I know how you mean about incredulous severance support... The vinyl on my "Hard Day's Night" skips infinitely on "I Should Have Known Better".

I don't mean it to sounded like a broke record, but all I hear back for the Genius Bar is that I'll be forced to buy the boxed set. Hexternal Force is more like it. I blame the toppermost of the poppermost.

Steve's iPhones shall surely not return unto Steve void, but they shall accomplish that which pleases Steve, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto Steve hath sent for it.

Tell Me Why

posted by : Joe Jo, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Apple stealing again

First they steal design from LG, now they steal excuses from nVidia.

posted by : egil, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
Don't discount the need to be careful!

It's a shame, but these days most people don't treat their portable electronic devices as carefully as they deserve. I've seen many kids and young adults sit on, toss down, and poorly treat all their electronics .. not just ipods and phones.

I'm curious to see the age ranges that have the most problems with their devices.

posted by : Collin, 31 August 2009 Complain about this comment
I always drop my phone...

I always drop my phones... Always have done. First, it was a nokia 6610. It never exploded, and still works perfectly to this day - even the battery still holds a good charge, and it is the original battery from 2003.

The next phone was my work phone - a Nokia 6230. I dropped this from a ride an amusement park, 10 metres onto solid concrete. The attendant managed to pick up all the pieces, we reassembled it and I was using it quite merrily for a couple more months.

I then replaced it with my own 6230i, which although plagued with an irritating firmware issue, still copped my butter-fingers and was dropped on numerous occasions. I have a friend who is using this phone, firmware issue is fixed, and the phone still hasn't exploded.

My previous phone - a Nokia E65 - dropped dozens of times, still works. No explosion.

My current phone - Nokia N95 8gb. I've dropped it a few times over the past couple of months, it hasn't exploded yet either. Nor has it overheated from excessive GPS usage or game playing.

The fact is that Apple use rubbish hardware and don't want to admit their culpability.

End of story.

posted by : David, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Screens crack because ...

Its obvious. The iPhones are like a mirror (so Jobs can admire his reflection). When you look at your iPhone, if you are ugly or unstylish then the screen will crack. Nothing more than that. Move on.

posted by : Michael, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Apple has always been thus...

Apple products never have flaws. This is not the problem you are looking for.

Long ago, I used to do desktop support and the Apples were the worst to deal with... not because of the number of flaws (they were about the same as the Compaqs) but because Apple support was no help at all with chronic flaws (er, wavy monitors, overheating power supplies, other crap). They would first deny, then blame the user.

Great products but the company sucks.

posted by : Sam, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Prior?

"...but that there had been a prior shock that cracked the screens."

Let me try to understand the sequence of events:
1. Iphone (capitalization intentional) heats up.
2. User, holding the gadget yelps in pain and drops it.
3. Gadget hits the floor, cracking the screen.
4. Overheating reaches critical level and the gadget explodes.

So you see, the cracked screen was the user's fault, really. And it happened _before_ the explosion, so it _must_ have caused it, right?

posted by : Ashkante, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
The Force

Use the external force Luke.

The external force is strong in this one.

If it don't fit, don't external force it.

posted by : Myself, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Nothing New

The reason warranties exist, and more often than not are required by law, is to provide a measure of protection for the buyer for this very situation.

I've never dealt with a company/corporation that doesn't first at least hold the user suspect Sad, but having to force a manufacturer to live by the conditions of their warranty, or promise, is all too common.

If you built a widget in your garage and sold it would you automatically assume you were at fault for damage? Maybe once or twice, but do that too much and you'll have a serious business problem. Product quality issues aside, people, and for-profit corporations, just don't admit quilt easily. And that's just the way it is, and that's nothing new.

posted by : Doug Glass, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Nothing New

The reason warranties exist, and more often than not are required by law, is to provide a measure of protection for the buyer for this very situation.

I've never dealt with a company/corporation that doesn't first at least hold the user suspect Sad, but having to force a manufacturer to live by the conditions of their warranty, or promise, is all too common.

If you built a widget in your garage and sold it would you automatically assume you were at fault for damage? Maybe once or twice, but do that too much and you'll have a serious business problem. Product quality issues aside, people, and for-profit corporations, just don't admit quilt easily. And that's just the way it is, and that's nothing new.

posted by : Doug Glass, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Bad design choices dictated by $

My teenage daughter has had an iPhone for what seems like years - the 1G model.

You know the one, right?

Designed for the hard use to which a teenager might subject it, with an aluminium case, capable of deforming rather than shattering.

Her iPhone is like every iPhone 1G I have seen. Dented, but with the glass intact and in perfect working order (except 3.0 software bugs in SMS which is a pain)

On the other hand, every 3G(S) iPhone I have seen that is not brand new, has a cracked case and/or glass.

I rest my case. The 3G is bad industrial design.

We have a test iPhone here, because we were considering it as our corporate choice. Idea binned because they are way to fragile.

Dweeb

posted by : Dr. Dweeb., 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Realise what it is!

iPhone isn't a telephone, nor is it a PDA nor a computer.
It's pure and simple a reincarnation of The Holy Hand Grenade!

(It does seem a bit weak though...)

posted by : Olle P, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Apple's Right ...

... and here I thought it was because "44% of all French-speaking people weren't cool" - http://bit.ly/3j6Qwf

The Steve is never wrong, so clearly we're the ones to blame :)

posted by : Apple n00b, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
the battery does get really hot on iphones

I find under certain conditions, the battery does get really hot.

Also, sometimes the device may crash, but remain on, and its get f****n hot.

Usually the device detects if it crashes, then reboots itself after so many seconds or turns off automatically.

But I have seen some situations where the device just remains on and I have to force it to turn off (not so easy to force it to turn off.

So I can see, that the battery could explode if in a pocket when it crashes and the CPU usage GOES TO 100%.

Now I hightly doubt the battery has a chance to breath nor is there room for the battery to expand as its so snug inside the case. That could be big trouble if the battery gets too hot.

posted by : Sheldon Irving, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
A question of faith

I agree with the comments pointing to users' lack of faith as the probable causative factor in these Applesplosions.

If you believe -- really believe -- that your Apple product is perfect and completely fulfills all your spiritual voids, that may not be enough to avoid being burned or blinded by exploding shrapnel.

Worshiping iPhones and the like as religious icons is not complete Apple-worship. They are actually only religious symbols representing the holy Steve Jobs (and Co.) Himself. If users would carry their iPhones around on fire-resistant velvet pillows, that might also help. People who lose limbs or their sight due to lack of faith, and then gripe to the media or courts just are not behaving as good Applecultists should behave.

(http://www.interiormall.com/cat/ncollections.asp?c1=Fabric&c2=Flame+Retardant).

posted by : Johnny Appleseed, 01 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Have Independent Test by French Ministry

With so much cases and with apple's denial... maybe a good way forward is for the respective government ministry to conduct an independent test on the devices.

This is to save guard the masses' interest & safety... and also our hard-earned money.

posted by : Norman T, 02 September 2009 Complain about this comment
Not Yet!

I've had a 3GS for over a month now, and it hasn't exploded yet!
- is this a record?

It has, however, got very hot & locked up once
- I was using the video function a lot at the time
- I should have known better I guess ;O)

posted by : Phil, 02 September 2009 Complain about this comment
This is Apple's Standard Operating Procedure

I have to agree with Apple on this one, external forces insist on purchasing Apple hardware, that if a quick internet search is made, it is found that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, Apple sells substandard hardware.

So, it's your fault for buying crap.

posted by : Max, 04 September 2009 Complain about this comment
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