Intel not nappy with antitrust verdict

The EU antitrust committee, was thrown in to dissaray last night as wikileaks reveals their selection process for the winner in AMD's antitrust complaint against intel.

In a press release, Germany, the worlds newest totalitarian state said "We told you so".

The EU tells Intel to bottle it whilst AMD milks situation for all it's worth

"No AMD, you can't have any of it."

How easy was it for Intel to freeze AMD out of the European market? Like stealing candy from a baby

'New EU Approved Mothers Milk - Now with 100% less Anti-trust!'

Junior didn't know whether to be more distressed by the EU commission's Intel antitrust ruling or Facebook's ban on breastfeeding pics.

"I drank what?!?"

"Comon' EU.. just a little something to set me right, take the edge off!"

I'll have the milk, you can have the meths!

As Intel and AMD play, the EUAC wins the game while baby consumer takes the enema (again).

...like a baby treats a diaper :~)

"I'm feeling a bit blue..."

Photoshop Fail.

(or perhaps comment fail!)

Pretty soon Intel will pull the wool over our eyes and change the platform from a bottle to the natural, round sweet sweet nipple weilding source and all will be forgotten. MAMA!

Intel's choice of synthetic milk sweeteners, has proved difficult to keep hidden!

Like the Wizard Of Oz, Neelie Kroes has been unmasked to reveal her true self.

"Waa. Baby want sponsor for European taxpayer. Waa."

We are oops! tiny little thing__ not big.
Your Rock Stars aren't like our __whoopsie daisy!
Your Huggies aren't lick our Huggies.
You have Sir Cliff aren't like our have Heath Cliff... You have Brussels, we have brussel sprouts.

Who the bastid's daddy is?
Somebody's gotta pay for getting into bed and look inside before you are the spawn sores of tomorrow.

Drinka pinta a day?_ It makes children happy!

You're not just another puter!
That's probably the "secret sauce" inside.

I'd rather die of thirst than drink from the cup of Auntie Trust!

so basically they are saying that they got a bunch of ***** in a room to fight with one another over which was better: great taste or less filling? sounds like a bad porn to me ...

Don't be vague. Ask for Hag.

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Bust a Nut!!"

They melt in your mouth and not in your hand!

That's what she said:

Change We Can Believe In!

Because life is full of surprises.

Yeah, give it to Pauli he'll eat anything -- he won't eat it, he hates everything!

Let's poo munch.

"EU spends Intel Anti-trust fine on experimental plastic surgery and anti-aging products. Ex-Commissioner Neil Kinnock is the first to try it out."

Even nature intended two.

You have two cows. The government takes one of your cows and gives it to your neighbor. You're both forced to join a cooperative where you have to teach your neighbor how to take care of his cow. Both cows fart and make a big stink.

The E*trade baby is using Twitter and following Nick Farrell.

Sylvie has a cow. Again.

Not bitty later, bitty now!

Named and shamed and divorced from reality.

Well, its aight to suck a little bitty
Little country home or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while

A little bitty baby
in a little bitty commons

It all started with a little bitty look

A little bitty plan
and a little bitty dream

Its all part of a little bitty scheme

Bitty Expenses...

Bitty Expensive Twisted Sister

Did someone cut the cheese, or was it me?

Cheers.

"The baby had a tough choice. He could drink the more nutritious AMD milk, or he could get paid to drink the lesser Intel milk."

WTF, Breast is best!

As for the caption,how about...."The bottles half empty,which one will pay for for our(EU) milk subsidies(Intel)
to fill them up again"?

"No, you tell don't get tell us to suck it. We tell get to tell you to suck it"

"Suck it it. Cuz we said so."

"Mr President, the EU are a bunch of ethical assholes."

Mommy, I wanted the "blue pill" formula!!

"We only like tasty US milk"...

"The milk's gone bad, Murphy!"

"AMD; kid tested, mother approved."

Intel's Paul Ottelini says "Whaaaaa? All I said was 'If Intel isn't completely innocent may God change me into a bald-headed leprechaun' and now look whats happened???"

Neelie Kroes: "Yeah, and we got your pot o' gold right here!" *pinches leprechauns cheek*

"EU spits out intel's formula, thinks AMD is tits. Nine out of ten consumers can't taste the difference."

Sir Alan Sugar To Launch Junior Apprentice? --

Paul Hales is keeping mum.

I need a drink,.. no wait, make it a double.

I presume the one to my left is camel's milk?

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Oh dearie me, here comes the barf alone a process!

I wasn't aware you could get milk from Lisbonians.

Whaaaaht! No Turkey with this?

Can you hear me Europe?

Eurobarometer maids.

"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies!" Et tu, Churchill?

Yak or de-Yak and don't talk back.

What - drink it?! Intel told me it was an enema bottle!

One milk is blue
Another one is green
Feeding time is due
And our patience is running thin

'tis some sort of screwed battle
That's not beneficial for the cattle
Intel doesn't get to make the rockets
But the bankers line their pockets

Poor AMD still gets no money
So 'tis not their milk and honey
Proof of a democracy?
Just a plain old hypocracy

European baby goes, "Damn, you mean I could've chosen between Coke and Pepsi, all this time? BTW, what's Pepsi anyways? Mother Coke never told me about it! Pass the milk."

Thats right, your child will be unable to tell the difference between AMD Milk and Intels new "I can't believe its not milk!*"

Caution, may contain trace elements of dairy products, not suitable for lactating mothers or member nations of the EU.

And who put the Intel Kool-Aid in my milk bottle, I reserve the right to choose.

Is this what Lactose free looks like!! Intel is this FDA approved??

Who's the sucker now ?

What if I don't like cool-aid?

"Oh my! I've been sucking from the wrong teet!" "So what if it is approved. The other one is bottomless!" "But I heard they can't always get their cows home in time to milk them." "I want the other one. It's sweeter."

Opps! I made a Boo-Boo...

"You want ME to choose which nipple?"

Got Milk?

What?
Can't you see I'm too small to suck on both tits??

Even at an early age, The INQUIRER's Nebojsa Novakovic, would Not be proved a sucker! The INQUIRER Biting the hand that feeds IT, since the tender age of double-ought one.

bEUrp....

Cute

Should read:

"What do you mean 'Now Choose...' ?"

I cant say i want to suck on either of these teets!

"Take it from me, Intel sucks."

The Hell with the Chips! Give me the tits !

Have you been drinking out of the toilet again ?

"AMD Challenge

Let your eyes decide!"

EU commission rules against majority "blue eyed" babies.

Con-Fusion is no longer the future...

You can't see it in the picture but on the back of the baby's diaper the logo Intel inside is giving the company a whole new image.

for years they tried to sour the AMD formula with back room deals and intimidation but despite AMD's own blundering of the last couple of years the Little Engine That could seems to be doing it again and putting Intel in perspective while doing it .

kudos to AMD and their new international image they took the sucker punch from the big bully on the block and came back swinging .

Hung out

"When I grow up, I will forget the name of one of these. Remind me who won?"

How's that?

Wotch you talking about europe

Be a good boy Joey, said aunty, trust the EU and drink your approved milk.

The EU stole my boobies and gave me these two plastic bottles instead. They said that aunty trusts me to make the right decision.

So if I drink the blue one aunty won’t trust me anymore?

WOT! No eyebrows. Can you guess which bottle baby has been drinking from?

The EU has just announced the results of independent trials on two new milk products. The researchers found that the new Intel super blue milk formula can interfere with the production of a growth hormone responsible for normal hair formation in infants, but if taken by adults it would reverse the ageing process and leave the victim with no body hair at all. A small number of victims were also found to develop an antitrust mentality which resulted in them not being able to make logical, sensible decisions based on the facts at the time. The trials were carried out on 1,000 bankers from all regions of the world between 2004 and 2008.

The commission also gave the seal of approval to the competing AMD milk formula and advised that people under the age of 64bits should not consume the Intel super blue milk formula. Anyone over the age of 64bits should choose life but were reminded of a very rare side effect of the Intel formula displayed in very old people. Intel discovered this side effect when conducting their original internal trials in the late 1990’s. Three men from the marketing division, all aged over 128bits, developed the condition which turned their skin blue as well as displaying all the other side effects. They are now better known as the Blue Man Group and can be found on-line at www.blueman.com. Some of their work at Intel can still be seen on YouTube.

So, to sum up, if you don’t want to end up blue in the face, bald as a coot and thick as two short planks, drink EU approved AMD milk formula.

Definitely an ass-hat.