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The geek gift for Valentines day

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Saturday, 14 February 2009, 18:51

WHAT DO YOU give the one you love for Valentines day?

If you are like me, the first thing that popped into your head was a mobo without bad caps, followed by tube of thermal grease for the times when things get hot.

Well, thanks to Cisco, we now know the real way to a woman's heart, high bandwidth routers.

It is all explained here, check it out. µ

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Forget about the interlinked borgs at Cisco, go Fun Factory

Something that first pops into our head, no bad caps, thermal grease, and things getting hot? Must be Paul & Pauline or Mary Mermaid by Fun Factory, right?
www.funfactory.de
(readers from the Confederacy shall be advised that this site may be too exciting for the common moralist)

posted by : Fun, 14 February 2009 Complain about this comment
Never Change Your UnderWare Again....

Must be My Sunny Friend, Miki. However, WASH those items after Each Useage, In Dishwasher & Spray it with Germicide. Then Worship IT As Your Self, hhehehe, & ASK: Where Thoust Obtain Such Sport, For Real? Golden Nugget, Prefered. Women Also LOVE Half Wilted Flowers, That Cost More than dinner for Two(Ufig'ritout). Don't Forget PINK Zune, For Those sacred Moments. STeWie Drashek

posted by : Hummmm, 15 February 2009 Complain about this comment
Modern Inventions

Most [99.99%?] people seldom question their own validity – of being evolved from Dust and the validity of their possessions. When you lack Reality/The-Absolute, you’ve got to hang-on to whatever you deemed as real, even if it is a time-bomb. Disagreeing so early? Was it the “99.99%” or the “time-bomb” that’s unpalatable. Those who cannot create, owns whereas those who can, has no ownership issues/no concept of ownership. We all know that we do not own, say, our children, and yet we’ll do anything to possess them, to the point of leading them into time-bombs of all sorts.

To further the idea of ownership/possession, people create illusions and delusions called, “Valentine’s Day”, “Christmas Day”, “Concert Day”, “Gay Day”, “Fruity Phone Day”, and more days that idiocy and lunacy can accumulate. Excitements fragment the Attention and one’s Attention is Oneself. It is not something for quackery to “deficit” upon. Ever seen a drunkard losing his attention? Sure, quackery can work out that the liver is being poisoned to delirium but how does that affects a person’s core psyche – his Attention?

The pinnacle of intellect demands to know the truth behind the truth but without allowing for Intelligence other than to promote one’s “intelligence”, we have no means of doing so. To allow more to realise Reality, science will be utilised for making the connection between humanity and divinity and the new scientists will not be the impoverished beggar-saviours of old. The new guard will be able to translate the message lucidly by offering Intelligence passage – the single duty of all true humans. Contemporary science is about saviours because they lack Love but are forever expressing their “love”, wheras all that is living, including maggots, are acts of Love. Science will have to become a living science, not one based on imaginations and hopes. Reality is not about hope but about Love.

Love is about one’s reality otherwise, from nothing will nothing ever be realisd whilst not forgetting that the power to destroy belongs solely to the one who can create. We cannot even destroy a single grain of sand and the imagined destruction of another is merely the transformation of the physically living to one who is not physically living. One miracle within Reality is that most cannot recognise simple truths even when these are staring at it. Why? Because they lack pure desire, Love, but preferring to accumulate/own all sorts of desires which they called, “love” - “oh my Valentine ….” ,, “oh Save The Earth …” “ oh My Collider …”

posted by : squeak, 15 February 2009 Complain about this comment
For Valentine's Day...

... a keyboard with a working apostrophe key?

I'll get my coat.

posted by : DG, 15 February 2009 Complain about this comment
Very funny: truely geek

I really liked it.

posted by : sam, 15 February 2009 Complain about this comment
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