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Bartz offers $1,000 bounty for leaked memos

In a leaked memo
Tuesday, 3 February 2009, 13:21

YAHOO'S NEW HEAD HONCHO Carol Bartz, who has been jingling her spurs in an attempt to shake things up at Internet search also-ran Yahoo, has offered a $1,000 bounty out of her own substantial paycheck, to encourage Yahooglers to snitch on their colleagues who leak emails to the evil press.

SilosThe problem is, the news came to light in a leaked email.... d'oh!

Bartz, referring to the mole who forwarded her first pan-company missive to a member of the great unwashed media machine, said, "I hope whoever did it, feels bad enough to come forward and resign." Probably best not to hold your breath on that one, Carol.

According to the Wall Street Journal, the new head girl at the company which once ruled the Internet (until those pesky Google kids turned up in town and started meddling), also wants people to buck their ideas up and start getting to meetings on time... and to stop using the word 'silo'. We didn't realise Yahoo had much use for grain storage but we guess everyone needs to diversify in these troubled times.

In an entirely unrelated move Jill Nash, one of the company's highest-ranking female employees, is moving on to pastures new, following in the footsteps of former company President Susan Decker who cleared her desk the moment she heard Bartz had got the gig. µ

 

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How could they Not leak the email?

The potential for irony was so perfect, they just had to

posted by : Saveusjeebus, 04 February 2009 Complain about this comment
Well Carol,

You did say you were there to learn the ropes, right ? Well you're learning one right there : your inane ramblings in confidential company notices WILL be leaked. Grow up and deal with it.

posted by : Pascal Monett, 04 February 2009 Complain about this comment
Oh, and one more thing

Congratulations on your immediate adoption of Nazi tactics to get the snitcher. No really, putting a bounty out for a name to fire is such a nice touch on your CV. I look forward to the next step : internal purges and general morale mayhem. Your tenure has just started and already you act like a tired dictator. Keep up the good work.

posted by : Pascal Monett, 04 February 2009 Complain about this comment
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