Jobs is unbalanced
APPLE SUPREMO Steve Jobs has finally admitted that his recent drastic weight loss is indeed down to ill health.
A statement provided by the Cupertino Cabal's commander in chief said, "I have been losing weight throughout 2008... doctors think they have found the cause: a hormone imbalance that has been robbing me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy."
It is thought that Jobs has been pressured into coming clean about his health after Apple announced that the enigmatic front man would not be presenting a keynote at this month's Macworld exhibition. His non-attendance at what is usually the biggest Apple event of the year, and where new products are generally announced, has caused much speculation in the tech press about the health of the man credited with saving Apple.
No doubt trying to stop the kind of jittery market fluctuations in Apple's stock price which traditionally happen every time Jobs sneezes, the Apple head honcho said, "I will continue as Apple’s CEO during my recovery. I will be the first one to step up and tell our board of directors if I can no longer continue to fulfill my duties as Apple’s CEO.".
Marketing bod Phil Schiller will step into Steve's shoes much to the chagrin of thousands of fanatical Macolytes. µ
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Let Steve Uncle die soon.
suffer less pain ..
Let Bill Uncle rule this world with
erratic windows 7
Then suddenly a flash of light appears from nowhere and we can hear
"Thou linux shall rise and rule this world"
"Filthy commercial OS are here to rest in peace for ever"
....
somebody sees this from top of hill on mount everest.
..
This mountain climber bring with himself ten commandments of FREE OPEN SAUCE mu.
nOT sTUFF CarlsBad wrote, If anyones missing its Karlsbad & Rick Wanngie, yet catch quote ART: "doctors think they have found the cause: a hormone imbalance that has been robbing me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy." Some of Those Proteins absolutely Required & in Low Amounts Naturally are B BALANCED Complex. Look for B-150, then realize 250 mgm causes renewed Nural Growth & Judge for Yourself, How Much New Stuff Do My Insides Need. Maybe gram or more daily, throw in some Thiamin Hcl Tabs to get some HCL in or take each of B seperately, yet in proper balance, to Get more powerful Hcl Thiamin completely.. some birth control pills might help, keeps body from attacking itself during growth.Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART von DRASHEK M.D. Heck, These Commentosiers' would Rob Steve of entire Life Before Cured.!.Next: Why World Needs Oxygen.
The man is sick and you still have to put in digs against him, "Apple Supremo".
I'd like to be called a supremo
Awww, that's a right plain sham... More Sham than Wow! There must be an error on page. A drunk temper that was easy to lose -- And thank god I didn't own a gun... La la la la, la la la la, yeah. I'm not sure if there's a point to this story -- But I'm going to tell it again
So many other people try to tell the tale -- Not one of them knows the end..
It was a junk house in South Carolina
The Raconteurs - Carolina Drama
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But an alternate version may be found here:
http://www.doctorspinola.co.uk/
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But there's for doctors only. umboingo
I don't believe the hype.