Bonking Brit gets back to Blighty

THE BONKING Brit, Vince Acors, finally managed to get back to Blighty in time for Xmas. He'd served just over a month in gaol in Dubai.

Hold-ups in the deportation process plus problems with his tickets had delayed his return. He'd apparently managed to get himself re-arrested at the airport on first trying to leave.

According to his lawyer, Andrew Crossley, Acors will attempt to rebuild his reputation at a press conference on 29th December.

Perhaps we will finally discover what was Acors' business mission in Dubai. He is believed to run an SMS firm called Moticon.

Crossley was quoted as saying, "He's in good spirits and is pretty jolly. He's absolutely delighted that he's home for Christmas."

According to sources in Dubai, his co-conspirator - Michelle Palmer - had managed to return to the UK earlier than Acors because she had worked in Dubai while Acors was merely a visitor.

Acors is currently thought to be with his family in South East London. µ

L'Inq
Daily Torygraph