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All fart and no poo
Monday, 15 December 2008, 18:48
Subject: Apologies for previous email
Hello all
I apologise for my previous email, it was a bit vulgar and I think I was just carried away with festive joviality! I would like to stress that the 'all fart and no poo' comment has nothing to do with [client name] and should certainly in no way be attributed to them - it was just me trying to add an interesting (however misguided my humour may be) subject for my email to get people's attention and is not intended to be printed. I'll probably be sacked if it is printed!
In hindsight, maybe it wasn't the greatest idea in the world! Hope I haven't offended anyone.
Kind regards
K
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