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Copper stole my XBox

Grand Theft Auto
Thursday, 20 November 2008, 08:33

RED FACED coppers at the Orange County Sheriff's Office are trying to explain why one of its deputies walked off with someone else's XBox after pulling him over for speeding.

The owner, Kenyatta Hillman, says he was in a car that got pulled over for speeding in Florida, but instead of issuing a speeding ticket the deputy nicked his XBox.

The coppers claim that they pulled Hillman over and searched the car because they claimed they smelled marijuana. No wicked weed was found but they did spot an XBox with eight games. Hillman believes he was stopped because he's poor, because of the way he looks and because he has a funny haircut.

Of course the fact he is black has nothing to do with it. However the copper assumed that someone with that sort of haircut must have stolen the console.

The deputy ran a check on serial numbers but it did not come up as being reported stolen.

He told Hillman he wanted to make sure no one reported it stolen. Deputies told Eyewitness News there had been a lot of burglaries in the area and Xbox systems are hot. Everyone knows Xboxes are hot, it has something to do with the poor cooling system.

However coppers decided to take the console 'just in case' it turned out to be stolen.

This is a novel police tactic. You have no evidence that equipment is stolen, but you can take it anyway. On that basis we would have thought that coppers could empty a large number of people's homes on the basis that some gear might be stolen.

Hillman said that the copper told him that when he offered to show his receipt and box the gear came with then 'we'll meet someplace, you show me your receipt and I'll give you your game."

This is a little worrying as how many people would have the box, or the receipt for their hardware. In this case Hillman did, and showed up at the cop shop with both.

They told him that since there was no arrest, there was no police file, no case, and no Xbox.

After the television company started ringing the police station the Xbox mysteriously reappeared and he will be able to pick it up next week. ยต
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Throw him to the wolves

Unbelievable. There is nothing worse that a corrupt copper. Throw him to wolves.

posted by : Ratfink, 20 November 2008 Complain about this comment
Questions....

Why would anyone want an Xbo360?

How did the copper know that that particular owner was not taking it to the dump because it was broke (like most other Xbotches)?

posted by : Mark, 20 November 2008 Complain about this comment
BTDTGTTS

See also: SH*T, The Federal Bureau of Taking All Your.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/1/24/

posted by : Anonymous Coward, 20 November 2008 Complain about this comment
PWND

Maybe he could not afford to buy Xbox himself.. LOL

posted by : Mukhlis, 20 November 2008 Complain about this comment
The Copper Must be "Put Down".

Once a copper has shown that he has no conscience and that he is able to abuse his power and trample on the civil rights of the population he is supposed to serve, he is no different than the dog who bites its owner or a family member of the owner. He simply can no longer be trusted in any capacity and he (or she) must be put down.

I think putting him in a prison, or better yet a jail cell, with someone (or multiple somebodies) he has arrested and/or abused would be fair game.

Can you say "shiv" boys and girls? Good, I knew you could.

posted by : George Dubya, 20 November 2008 Complain about this comment
really?

Are you sure this wasn't in Billings, MT. It sounds pretty familiar.

posted by : mogwai, 20 November 2008 Complain about this comment
Classical

Classical, everyday Bulgarian job ... I am afraid to carry my laptop without the receipt here, in Bulgaria.

posted by : Iavor, 22 November 2008 Complain about this comment
It used to be safe

to trust the police. Not anymore. There are good cops out there, but unfortunately they are few and far between. Anymore, to try to distinguish the good cops from the bad is to hazardous an exercise to trust any of them.

posted by : Simon Jester, 26 November 2008 Complain about this comment
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