Iphone gets put in a blender

A US outfit has been marketing its brand of food blenders by releasing a series of adverts where an Iphone is stuck in a blender.

Howls of protest have gone up across the US as Apple fan boys saw one of the sacred items of their faith in his holiness St Steve of Cappuccino rent asunder by Blendtec's Total Blend product.

A tearful reader told us that it was just as insulting to his faith as it must have been for fellow Christians to see their congregations eaten by lions or tortured in the coliseums.

"Despite the fact that these machines are now spurned by Steve and have been cast from his sight in favour of the G that is 3, many of us see them as an evolution towards the perfection that is the new Iphone," the reader spake.

Total Blend have been running a few ads where their machines dice up unopened cans of beans to Nintendo Wii remotes and even a copy of videogame nasty Grand Theft Auto IV.

The ads are really old fashioned and say things like "Tom uses his new iPhone 3G to stay organised… Watch what happens when he tries to blend his old Iphone. " µ

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