CAPTAIN C SHANTI'S first mate, Jayant Mishra has penned a shocking expose into the use of cannabis in Indian call centres.
He talked to one young fellow who claimed that cannabis smoking in call centres helped deal with increasingly-irate customers on the phone.
Smoking weed, "builds immense patience and helps in dealing with the stress related job with patience," he told the hack.
But a human resources manager flatly denied the claims, stating: "We don’t recruit druggies."
Notes Mishra: "It’s important for youngsters not to get influenced by cannabis and to restrict its use to sadhus (sages) up on the foothills of the Himalayas," here. µ
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