10 alternative uses for an USB stick

1. If you've a cold, it will prevent snottograms from appearing
2. In an emergency, can prevent your digestion from becoming all too apparent
3. Useful for wedging open doors
4. Excellent way to lose confidential company information unless it's a Bluetooth version and will wink at you
5. Can easily break your notebook if the stick protrudes too far
6. Easily swapped "by mistake" with another person's USB flash drive with more memory
7. Can be used as an attractive low hanging earring or as an interesting necklace provided it's studded with diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires and the like
8. A useful method of carrying viruses and worms from one PC to another
9. Can be bounced across the room (Canyon model only)
10. Easily confiscated by airport authorities (Swissbit.ch knife version only) µ