Intel introduces three designer bags

SUCCESSFUL WOMEN aren't interested in how technology works, they are interested in how it enhances their life, claims David Mitchell from Intel today as the firm launches a series of bags from someone called Julien Macdonald.

How does David Mitchell know this, we wonder.

The three bags pictured here, says Julien Macdonald [who he? Ed.], are for "women constantly on the move, leading busy work and social lives". Julien claims "laptop bags have all too often let women down, typically made from cheap materials and in dull designs. Not exactly the luxury item women dream of to match their Prada shoes".

Eh?

The bags come in fuchsia, in white, and in black, and are a limited edition. The fuchsia colour is a bit garish - reminds us here at the INQ of a cough medicine quacks got us to swallow in the 1950s, and which was so revolting we can still imagine its foul taste.

Profits from the bags will be donated to charity. There's no date for bag availability. Intel never comments on availability of products. µ