Further evidence proving gamers to be nutjobs can be found at the e-home of the internet crazies, e-bay, where some loony is selling a limited crystal edition X-box box. Yes, just the box. For £115.
Right, it may well be rare (ish) and pretty-looking, but who in their right mind would pay £115 for a BOX. The answer is someone like echo910, who in the seller's feedback section complains about having just paid over 100 quid for the box. Well, those weren't his exact words. His exact words are "never buy anything from this f**king w**ker £120 for a box". Oh dear.
The seller claims that the box will make you the envy of geeks everywhere. Maybe he's on about lobotomised geeks (although you could argue those are the only ones who'd buy an X-box in the first place).µ
Plus the cost of ambition as moonshots eat into the coffers
Spoiler alert: it's probably VeriSign
Did we say cuts off? We meant traps them inside their own home