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Intel faces massive EU censure - report

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Wednesday, 28 May 2008, 11:45

EU INVESTIGATORS have decided that Intel has been a very naughty chip maker and will hand it a severe spanking when the verdict is delivered in late summer, according to the FT Deutschland.

Citing sources in Brussels, the paper says Intel will be forced to stop offering customers rebates in return for exclusivity. The firm will also have to stop subsidising retailers' advertising, which could mean the end of its boing bingly-bing-bong annoyance at the end of such ads.

The punishment Intel is in line to receive will be one the most severe in the EU's history, the paper said.

According to the report, EU commissioner Neelie Kroes has already made her mind up, and the lady is not for turning.

After months of investigations into Intel's business practices, Eurocrats have enough evidence to throw the book at Intel, it appears. They will now spend the summer adding weight to that book.

A shocked Intel in the US promised us a comment once its senior spinners awake. µ

L'Inq
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Oh man.....

This moment is soo0000oooo0000ooooh good I wanna have SEX with it!

posted by : Alex, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Yes!

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Sweet! now come the US dipshits and by that I Mean their poor excuses for diplomats to try and lean on the EU only to be told to go forth and fuck them selfs.

Great news!

posted by : Aids, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Intel saga

I hope they get 500million hours of comunity bum sex.

posted by : Andrew Remnant, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
These EURO-commies....

.... they always find a way to steal money from poor, law-abiding, tax-paying american companies.

Hold on a sec, tovarish.... I'm one of those euro-commies! 

</sarcasm>

Too bad none of those BIG €€€€ trickle down to us poor tovarishes.... just like ole good USSR those €€€€€ are strictly dedicated to the NOMENKLATURA

posted by : Zio, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Additionally it says

There's a fine hanging over their heads of 10% of an annual turnover, which comes to 2.6 billion euros ($4 billion in US toy money).
Intel denies wrongdoings though and might appeal.

posted by : W.-, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Welcome back to USEU

So, - now all prices for everything has to be approved in Brussels (New Moscow)? …all discount stores, all rebates etc will be prohibited? Wow!! Pricing Police: what price did you pay for this 8MP camera? – Customer: depends what currency you asking, in US dollars it is almost nothing!!
What else US can sell to keep $ afloat? Selling guns is not allowed..

If somebody is looking to find real monopoly they should look on Taiwan’s TSMC. They supplied almost every chip in your household.

posted by : reader, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Spinners hey?

"A shocked Intel in the US promised us a comment once its senior spinners awake."

Well, they certainly don;t have Shane Warne on their team, so i guess a Phil Tuffnell stand in will have to do... haha

posted by : Nick, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
US doesn't answer to law. lump it.

The thing is, Intel is obligated to have POTUS pressure EU's gov, and make it give.

Intel (CIA term for "intelligence") cannot be premitted to be abused by law, particularly foreign law.

That's just the way it is.

Bush will make it so.

posted by : Captain Obvious, 28 May 2008 Complain about this comment
it's the day after tuesday...

und zo there must be a hangin' chad somewhere

posted by : number9, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Just quit selling chips in EU

Let the EU be stuck with VIA and AMD

posted by : Rufus, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Spank intel!

So does AMD get to take some spanking out of Intel?

posted by : FAR, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Things that make you go Hmmmm....

Unless I'm sadly mis-informed, I don't see where the case is here. Against MS, I saw it, but not here.
I'm inclined to think Intel is getting the shaft here.. and the EU has always been more than willing to dish it out to American companies. However, me and my paycheck might be a bit biased on this one.

posted by : Compeng, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
They shouldn't interfere

Its up to Intel how they advertise, whats so bad about that, nothing! The EU should stop interfering.

posted by : James Jenkins-Yates, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
At least the E.U. has Balls

As much as I want to be offended at the notion of the E.U. pressuring American companies like they have....I can't. 

At least SOMEONE out there is trying to keep these people honest. And its not like giants like Microsoft and Intel are in ANY danger of shutting down because of excessive lawsuits. Also, the E.U. has the major benefit of not having these companies based in their country, so they don't have thousands of ultra-high priced lobbyists killing any attempt to keep them in line.

The one thing is DOES dibble me off a lot is that none of these rulings apply in the United States. So they can just continue their usual bullshot here with not a single person to say otherwise.


posted by : Otaking, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
It is OK

It is not about punishing America companies.
It is about monopoly, with monopoly the consumer loose.
You want to be at the mercy of one company?
With this all consumers are wining.

posted by : aldo, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Perfectly understandable

I think it's perfectly understandable that Intel gets fined, around 2 billion euros: European Commissionners and EU commission employees pay NO tax, earn quite a lot, travel 1st/biz class, have stays in Hilton hotels and expat extra cash etc ... All this money has to come from somewhere !! They're not stupid enough to rely on the few successful EU companies to sustain their high standrad of lazy living.

posted by : Tisma, 29 May 2008 Complain about this comment
Stupid

Well sue them because they have MONEY to advertise and give rebates! Imagine if AMD had any money what they could do with it! Sure i know what they could do with it give the EU all of it! What total and utter shit!!!!!

posted by : DeadSouL, 30 May 2008 Complain about this comment
glad the EU takes action

It is good that our European union takes action against intel. intel has been abusing its position for years now to make massive profits without fair competition in the market. yes amd is a fair competioner. but intel is not. they buyoff retailers and system builders to delay AMD and nvidia products for there own gain. yes there should be competition but buying off vendors with 100,000 free processors ,yes i talk to dell and HP to if they dont sell any amd chips in there systems is discusting. you americans might love a free market and all and so do i but im sure you would be pissed off when amd and nvidia died because of an intel monopoly and intel would bumb up quad core prices too like 2000 dollar and get you back to some sort of pentium 4 era hot running processor with an air plane engine stock cooler and some slow igp. because they have nothing to fear and can make more profit that way. it is good intel gets a hit on its fingers. because competition is good for inovation and affordable pricing

posted by : Kribblin, 05 June 2008 Complain about this comment
Punishment has to be unpleasant

So... 500million hours of community bum sex is off the menu as they would probably enjoy that.

posted by : 99flake, 07 June 2008 Complain about this comment
Another thought

I think they should all be forced to go on perpetual team building holidays with Jen-Sun Huang.

posted by : 99flake, 07 June 2008 Complain about this comment
BTW

Compeng - yes you are sadly mis-informed.

posted by : 99flake, 07 June 2008 Complain about this comment
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