Yahoo CFO joins Intel board

It's not every day that you get a fawning Forbes magazine profile full of hints that you should be promoted.

Then a Valleywag follow-up suggesting you might once have been a model.

Before Intel announces that you've signed up to its board of directors.

How was your day at the office, honey? Ah, you know, the usual…

But just what is somebody with Decker's unusual blend of media, dot-com and investment skills doing at Intel? We think we should be told. µ