What's worrying the Post is that today's Sun has an interview with a man called George Bush.
The Post describes the beloved Current Bun as "far from the raunchiest" of tabloids on "fetid Fleet Street".
It said the paper has recently run gems including "German saboteurs plotted to bomb Palace with peas in WW2" - but then downmarket papers like the Manchester Observer ran that as well, along with huge coloured pictures of naked "rugby hunks".
Another downmarket broadsheet, the Daily Jellygraph, regularly runs pictures of one Liz Hurley in its pages.
You can find the Post here, while the Current Bun and its interview with George Bush is here. µ
* NEWSPAPERS reported over the weekend that the US Secret Service had asked the UK government to shut down the London Underground during the Bush visit to the UK. It's obvious that the Secret Service is totally out of touch with everyday life in London. The Underground is perfectly capable of shutting itself down at regular intervals without any intervention from the Secret Services. It's all part of our "IntelligentInfrastructure". µ