Rage pimp slaps SLI

NORMALLY I ONLY MAKE fun of really bad press releases, things that transcend the usual horrific engrish, bad grammar, or worse yet, pronouncing that their new case won the best of the Iowa Hog Slaughterer's Guilds 'Golden Abattoir' award. It usually takes something special, but to make it to print for a non-press release, you have to be transcendently sublime.

Enter VoodooPC with their RAGE SLi machine, a $6000 pimped out gaming rig. In the latest edition of PC Gamer in North America, the March 2005 issue, they hit not only sublime, but transcendently sublime. No, no mention of the word warthog, but they do use 'pimp-slaps'.

No, really, they used the phrase 'pimp-slaps' to describe it's performance. See for yourself in this PDF, I couldn't make it up. Now this is not a reflection of any testing I have done, but I think Huggy Bear would love this box. Pimpalicious. All I need to do now is think up a reason for Voodoo to send me on. Missing a leg. With a carbon fiber laptop to prop it up. µ