Huge energy company tells staff to dress scruffily

ITALIAN ENERGY FIRM ENI is letting the corporate side down by encouraging its staff to stop wearing suits and ties and strip down to save air conditioning costs.

This drop in standards is never going to happen at the INQUIRER, don't you know.

We insist that all our staff wear a full three piece pinstripe suit complete with tie, bowler hat, and umbrella to fend off any scruffy oiks or chavs that get in our way.

The gels have to wear skirts and make us cups of tea when they're not all sitting together in the typing pool gossiping about their womenly things.

The INQ butler deputes his staff of 40 to iron our copies of the Sun and the Star for us each morning.

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