Intel trials new censorship device

OBVIOUSLY UPSET by some of the scribblings from the assembled hacks here at IDF San Francisco, Intel tried out a new secret weapon.

It plunged the working press room into total darkness.

Journalists responded by doing what they do best. Sitting tight and doing nothing.

After the experiment failed and the lights were restored, Intel minders warned the hacks to check they still had their right bags.

Had a crack team of Intel investigators been working under the cover of darkness, perhaps? µ