Iphoney nano was prediction cock-up

APPLE SHARES are all a flutter after financial gurus JPMorgan Chase stopped chewing their lotus flowers and predicted the creation of an Iphoney based on the Nano.

The phone was supposed to retail at less than half the cash that the current one does and not have so many features.

But now it appears the gurus have changed their minds. A new research note from JPMorgan analysts state-side which seem to be taking the Michael out of their fellow analyst Kevin Chang in Taiwan who made the original prediction.

According to Gizmodo, JPMorgan's Bill Shope, Elizabeth Borbolla, and Vlad Rom said the idea was unlikely in the near term. We guess those two offices will not be talking much at the moment.

It is a pity really. One of our readers suggested that he would have liked Fruitzilla to carry on with this theme and release an iPhone based around its Shuffle music box. It would be a very basic phone with no keypad but which would just randomly dial your address book. µ