According to Tuaw.com, Apple is furious that kids are coming into their stores getting their greasy mitts all over the pastel machinery.
Number one attraction is using the store's bandwidth to run their Myspace page or check their email.
Apparently, the Apple has decided to block access to MySpace and other similar sites in a bid to get the kids out of the shop.
The big idea is that they will come back with their parents who will promptly take out a mortgage on the house for a new MacBook.
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