Palit introduces Anti-analising
In case someone's standing behind you
Thursday, 7 August 2008, 13:37
WE'RE NOT SURE what it means, but Palit seems to be the first firm offering the technology on its graphics cards.
Yes, we're talking about Anti-analising.
At a guess, gamers might get so absorbed in the on-screen action they become oblivious to what's going on behind them. In such a case Palit's Anti-analising could come in handy.
After all, no one likes be be analised unawares. µ
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No link, no source - just a gag?

I thought you were meant to enquire and find out :P
That took me a good 5 reads before my brain twigged it didnt say aliasing. I feel like such a fool.
this will become the graphics card maker of choice for the US penal system.

20 years on and these asian companies still can't hire an American or Brit to write their manuals and other print copy.

I am reminded of an old bus mouse manual
(386 era)wherein instructions read:
"If jumper(A) red then only 2 (or B)"
Well, now at least we'll know that if you DON'T buy Palit products, you are probably gay.

Hell of an advertising slogan: "Buy us or be gay"

Heheh. I think it involves a backdoor blocker of some kind.
Bastid best be Palitable to me is what I'm sayin!
hmmm either a freudian slip or a prank.

speaking of which... why is it that the "verification code" 9/10 almost sounds like something nasty?
It's a medical cure. It reverses the effects of being anal-retentive which most gamers are.
It's certainly not too soon to finally start anti-analising people.
Sarcasm Mode On-
I have a Palit 7300GT with 256MB DDR3 memory since past year & a half. It DOES NOT Overclock. I put it in my System & It won't even let me Overclock my processor! BUT I still use it sometimes so I'm NOT GAY! 
-Sarcasm Mode Off
LOL!!
Google confirms that many connoisseur gamers are interested in the quality of their anti-analising, even before this announcement - which makes up maybe fifty per cent of search hits.