Intel in-house rag lets rip at INQUIRER

THE LATEST issue of lame in house Intel newspaper Circuit News is - you've guessed it - attempting an April Fool's Joke at the INQ's expense.

Chipzilla is not best known for her sense of humour, particularly where law suits are involved.

INQ journos are notoriously humourless, so Intel can expect a writ from us today asking it to cease and desist from the very idea of pretending it has a sense of humour.

This is business, after all. Under the UK Data Protection Act, Intel is obliged to disclose information it holds on individuals whether such info is in digital or analogue (paper) form.

As Winston Churchill once famously said: "Up with this we will not put". And: "Never use a preposition to end a sentence with".

Circuit News mentions another lame rag below which thankfully we've nothing to do with any more. We trust our cheque is in the post. µ