Tricky juggling act ahead for Blair

Over 4,500 people have so far signed an online petition on the UK Government's Number 10 Downing Street Website that will make the PM's legendary skill and expertise at dealing with weighty problems such as Iraq, global warming and road pricing pale into insignificance.

The petition reads as follows: "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stand on his head and juggle ice-cream." Adding, "If he's not going to resign, the least he can do is provide us with some entertainment."

As of lunchtime today (Tuesday), 4,515 people had already signed the petition here. Why not join them?

Go on, you know you want to. We feel sure the PM will take it all in Good Humor. µ