Mobile phone tells you when it's time for a bunk-up

JAPAN'S NTT DoCoMo has launched a mobile phone that tells users when to get laid.

Ladies can type details of their menstruation cycles into the phone and lay back and wait for a text that tells them when the best time is to have sex - if they really want to reproduce.

All they need do then is go out and find a handy sperm donor - sharpish.

Or, perhaps, if they don't want to reproduce they can just avoid those times when the phone's ringing.

Handy, huh?

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