It's not the cough that carried him off, it's the coffin they carried him off in
The pirate hunters turned their eyeglass towards Honeywell after an employee claimed that music was being shared willy-nilly on the company's network.
Some employees appear to have been carted off to assist the plod with their fumblings.
BPI chief executive Geoff Taylor said: "Filesharing music in the workplace is illegal, misuses company resources, wastes employees' time and introduces network security risks," none of which is necessarily true. ยต