Carly Fiorina to advise Bush on Moon mission

Could you make it up if you tried?

By Adamson Rust over Rockall

Sun Feb 01 2004, 08:29

MORALE AT HP is sure to get a boost as the poor bloody infantry realise that Carly "Gulfstream" Fiorina has been appointed as one of eight advisors to George W. Bush on future Moon missions.

This means that in addition to her duties advising Arnold Schwarzenegger and promoting the use of elephant dung in the making of clocks in South Africa, Carly will help "bring in industry and other countries", to the project, according to the Miami Herald.

Can there now be any doubt whatever that if the position of King of Spain was one that was open to election, Carly would beat the current holder of the title hands down?

Other members of the panel include Air Force generals, planetary geochemists, and boffins from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Let's just hope Carly doesn't chip her nail varnish as she discusses these lofty matters, rather than having it out with Paul Otellini over the small matter of the three Opterons HP is likely to launch in the next six weeks.

Hubris? She's heard of it. No doubt when Sun launches its Opterons on the February 10th, her mind will be on far higher things. µ

L'INQ
Miami Herald
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