Power cuts blamed on Chicken Little

WE LEARN that the power cut that hit London and temporarily entombed hundreds of thousands of people in the Tube system is being blamed on a one amp fuse being used instead of a five amp fuse, while the more extensive cuts in North America are being blamed on a falling tree in Ohio.

In reality, both of these so-called explanations are completely false. What actually happened that Chicken Little was out in the woods when an acorn fell on her head. Then she met Henny Penny, off to find worms, but Chicken L said no, don't go, come with me to tell the king about how the sky is falling on my head.

Soon they were joined by Cocky Locky, Goosey Poosy and predator Foxy Woxy, who led them right up his garden path and was going to have a very nice meal. Unfortunately, Foxy Woxy's plans were foiled by the king's dogs who chased him until he was very far away. And that's why the lights went off. µ