Vampire food auctioned on Ebay

DRIED VAMPIRE FOOD has so far attracted a bid of just one cent in the latest loony Ebay auction.

A human being is selling morbid dried human blood fibrinogen medical for vampires who fancy their nosh in a handy 1940s container.

The can once contained powdered human blood and then was mixed with water to produce an instant snack for vampires, a bit like Pot Noodles.

The lack of bids suggests that August, being a slow month, is when vampires go on their holidays, rather than fiddle about with their computers.

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