It's a bukkock-up!

THREE JAPANESE SAILORS swapped pornography along with sensitive data on the country's missile defence system, reports Reuters.

A naval officer was found to have taken home a disk containing porn supplied by a colleague, but which also held classified information on the state-of-the-art Aegis missile system.

The man told police he and another officer had copied the classified information accidentally while copying porn from a computer belonging to a crew member from another ship. The man can count himself lucky the porn was discovered by police - if his wife had found it, he'd really have been in trouble.

Some Inquirer staff are known to have occasionally carried out in-depth research into shocking, depraved and sickening images, usually of water-cooled graphics cards, but no one on the newsdesk can recall ever coming across a specialised category of pornography involving guided missiles, unless, of course, the M in MILF actually stands for missile.

The Japanese Defence Ministry and local police have declined to comment on the investigation while they study the evidence. At length. µ

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