Asteroid attack will blight Blighty

THE FUTURE DOES NOT bode well for Blighty it would seem - famous psychic and author B C Bamber has had two seperate prophetic dreams, telling tales of woe on England's shores.

According to Mr. Bamber, Britain will be going to war with North Korea in the near future. Not only this, but an asteroid will split up into three pieces and strike three areas in the United Kingdom. According to his press release, these dreams date back from between 2001 to 2003, though he has decided to announce them just now. Apparently, Bamber also saw chaotic visions of the September 11th attacks between 1996 and 2001.

As Bamber says himself in his brief biography, after reading books such as Napoleons Oracle, he become unwell and began seeing visions and hallucinations. He then obsessed himself and surrounded himself with books about natural disasters. Bamber goes on to say that all the things he had seen were possible and had happened in the past, and that he was not having delusions.

Bamber's a published author, having released a sci-fi thriller this year. So you can trust him.

Put on your laughing cap and head over here. µ