Apple TV delayed until March

THE MAKER of entertainment gear, Apple has delayed the launch of its new Apple television until March.

The $300 gadget which can stream video and other content from computers to TVs should have been in the shops this month.

Apple is refusing to tell hacks why there has been a delay, just that it is taking a few more weeks than it thought to get the product to market.

Since hacks already knew that, and with an absence of any confirmation from Apple, you can expect a few weeks of speculations as to why Apple cocked it up.

It is fairly likely that Apple could not get enough units for a respectable launch, although a plot by the Men in Black to confound the glorious Divine plans of Apple Messiah Steve Jobs for his family of Apple faithful by smearing the stock with raspberry jam can't be ruled in or out either. µ

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