Asteroid Aid arrives for Bill Gates

Succour is on hand from space and is available on the World Wild Web.

This will tell nervous Limeys whether they're in imminent danger of a strike, but won't give them advance warning of whether they'll win the lottery or not.

And if you're a tad on the paranoid side and expect misery may come from below just as much as from above, check out your chances of being engulfed by Hot Lava as you do your shopping in Dunmow. µ

InqBlot .222 The Delphi at Oracle once told some Geek that he would be killed by falling stones. The Geek got scared and decided to camp out in a field. A bird passed overhead, dropped a stone on his head and the rest is mystery.