Mother calls the fuzz on boy who opened Xmas present early

A TWELVE YEAR OLD mite has been arrested by South Carolina coppers because the lad opened up his giftmas present early, reports The Herald.

According to a police report, kindly upped over here, the kid opened up a present to reveal a Nintendo Gameboy Advance, even though he'd been told not to by the family members. An angry mother called the cops who charged the kid with petty larceny.

Supposedly the action was entirely justified because the boy is a "disruptive child," according to the lad's mother.

The mother is hoping that the arrest will be a future reminder to not do naughty things like be excited about Christmas. Also, for heaven's sake, the Dual Screen is out now. Stop living in the past, America. µ