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Before I was a genius, I was a drudge - Ignacy Jan Paderewski
Bonking Brit finally fesses up
A SPOKESMAN for Vince Acors – better known as the Bonking Brit of Dubai – has finally revealed which mobile content company he has been working for – Moticon.
This revelation contradicts earlier assertions that he was in Dubai to cement a major deal between two leading players in the industry.
Nor was he apparently trying to seal a deal for a major mobile content exhibition even though his paramour, Michelle Palmer, worked for one of the country's biggest publishing houses – ITP Publishing.
Our spokesman revealed that Mr Acors isn't in a Dubai jail nor under house arrest as reported elsewhere – he simply doesn't have his passport so he can't leave the country.
Time will continue to drag for Mr Acors as the date for an initial hearing over the case is apparently on 21st August.
There are reasons to believe that a significant owner of satellite TV stations has signed an exclusive arrangement with Mr Acors for his revelations, which might explain the reluctance of his friends to come forward with information.
To misquote Oliver Hardy, Acors should say to Ms Palmer, "This is another fine mess you've got me into."µ
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Attempting to cement a tight seal
but going down like a cup of cold sick.
Poor Vince Acors, the Bonking Brit of Dubai! He was just up to going around the world, and then he's grounded. He must get these Emiratis on to have good and get give, to live and let lie. Shorely, he was ambushed. The content exhibition given by him and his paramour, was no doubt an audition of from "Fanny Hill". These two should be eager to work any sentence off with community service as perhaps characters of Dubailand's Universal Studios theme park. Such prowess make them naturals for the hot suited duo of Woody & Winnie Woodpecker! Dubai mandarins would be hard pressed to find a more universal act.
The travel agents should start putting warnings up for any country where couples may be put in prison for kissing in public. Unmarried couple's are not allowed to sleep together, or may go to prison.

This stuff should be in every travel agent window and brochure, as well as on the booking websites.

I didn't know that my girlfriend and I would be breaking criminal laws by sleeping in the same hotel room, did you? I think he should sue his employers/travel agent! ;-))