Microsoft launches eco site

THE VOLE HAS decided that it wants to do its bit for Earth Day, and flog more software in the process, by setting up its very own green, corporate, environ-mental Website.

According to Good Green Tech, Volish spinners have been saying that the company’s new window into to the eco world of the Web will better educate customers in how software can actually make the world a greener place (chuck it on the compost heap?), and highlights all sorts of ways that technology can make home and work places more efficient (but only if you use Microsoft software of course. Any other software will actually just increase world CO2 levels tenfold, inducing immediate global destruction).

Companies who are already using volish applications to produce eco technology or plug sustainability programs are also proudly featured on the new Mighty green site. Must be the Vole’s way of trying to make Google green with jealousy.

Mightysoft's chief environmental strategist, Rob Bernard, gushed "Microsoft is working with leading organizations around the globe to help increase the value that our technologies can bring to environmental challenges". Yep, definitely green, we’re feeling nauseous already.

Not to be outdone though, Google just announced that it’s invested $130 million into a solar energy firm called eSolar, which converts solar energy to steam. Load of hot air, we call it. µ

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