Scottish ministers expelled from British cabinet

A LAW PASSED in what was formerly known as the United Kingdom today means that those with dual citizenship can be deprived of their passports.

The BBC - the official voice of the so-called "Mother of all Parliaments" - broadcast details of the new law today

We can reveal that some of the first victims of the new law, announced by Home Secretary David Blunkett+Dog, are Scots, particularly those who come from a city called Dundee, perhaps better known for its cakes.

Blunkett, speaking through his PR dog Sophie, said: "This will mean that we can render stateless any of those bastard Picts from north of the Great Wall of Julius Caesar".

"We want no jocks in our country," his bitch added.

The first victim of the move is likely to be a Dundee Cake known as Gordon Brown.

Blunkett, after removing UK citizenship from Brown, can then place Brown and any other Dundonians into an unlimited period of what is called here "purdah".

Other Scots that will be offered what is called "asylum with no conditions" will include a former foreign secretary and a communist known as John Reid.

Anyone else from Dundee who has worked for Trotskyite magazines in the past will be offered the chance of living in France and driving a Citroen.

Tony Blair, who claims he is a Scot, an ex-rock star and a prime minister, will not face the full force of the new law because he is from Edinburgh, which is well known to highlanders to really be part of England.

Aberdonians, because they are of Norwegian stock, will be exempt from the new law.

Scots worship a different sort of god from the English. The English worship Henry VIII, while many Scots are so called "Presbyterian" -- an outlandish pagan cult that worships according to the book of John "Pictish" Knox.

The Scottish ministers will be replaced with sheep, as part of the new clearance laws.

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