Does a flaming Dell look better than a flaming Apple?

WE ALL KNOW that Dell laptops have all the elegance of a third degree burn while an Apple laptop has all the charm that a turtlenecked journalist suing CEO can bestow on it.

That said, when a Dell burns, it looks pretty. How about when an Apple roasts?

The short answer is, very much prettier, see?

Note the way the fire brings out the highlights in the plastic case, accentuating the rounded corners. Dells just look dull in comparison, while aflame, Apples on fire shine. If you are planning to have your notebook catch fire and explode, the choice is clear. Apple. µ