INQUIRER launches FUDOMarks®© 2003

THE INQUIRER is pleased to announce that after ATI was instrumental in breaking our Bosnian writer's arms on a post-CeBIT trip, we've had a picture from the Canadian company that illustrates the situation perfectly.

Therefore we are pleased to announce the INQUIRER FUDOMarks - benchmarchitecture with a difference. If, for example, our own Fudo had been permitted to attend the E3 show in Los Angeles, would he have had his leg broken by the Other Guy or, would he have been thrown into the Guantanamo Bay gaol in Cuba?

For a mere €76, ATI apparently prevented Fudo from writing about graphics for six weeks.

FUDOMarks. You know it makes snese... µ

* SAFE HARBOUR STATEMENT The above article and the below picture in no way imply that anyone was responsible in any way whatever for anything at all. Nor does the use of the MasterCard logo by ATI imply that this is a real advert from MasterCard or anywhing whatever. In point of fact, we'll deny everything, and blame someone else.

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