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Man of certain age discovers brain of computer

AMD chip not so clever - has zero opposing thumbs
Thu Nov 30 2006, 19:27
AN AMD MAN is looking extraordinarily pleased with himself because he has discovered what he thinks is the brain of a computer.

The brain of the computer, shown, is arrowed on the picture below. The picture also demonstrates quite successfully that silicon can never overcome carbon for as long as primates wear interesting purple shirts and extraordinary striped ties.

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It also shows how computers will never be very intelligent until they develop at least a pair of opposing thumbs. It is also a remarkable example of brain hand coordination, and of natty dress sense in the 21st century. Henri Richard of AMD is to be congratulated on this remarkable multitasking marchitecture achievement. µ

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